Cartman

Unholy
Kyles mom's a bitch
Working
Pip's invitation
Kittys being a dildo

Stan and Kyle

Fat Fuck Cartman
Kick the baby

Kenny

Mr Garrison

Well spank my ass and call me charlie
Gay people are evil

Ms Crabtree

Bad itch
Rabbits eat lettuce

Big Gay Al

Iam super thanks for asking!
Oh my carrot cake!
Christians, Republicans and Nazis.Oh my!
Would you like to dance

Others

5 mins until recess is over you little bastards